Friday, December 9, 2011

And of course, no one saw this coming

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics leaked online today. You gotta feel sorry for the folks at Playboy. I don't know how much stuff like this hurts their sales, but you just can't keep things like this offline anymore.

That said, I rate the pics meh.

I mean, we've seen Linds naked enough times already, either because she's falling out of her clothes or she's done some artsy photo shoot. So we're not breaking any new ground here. I guess it's simply the fact that it's an official Playboy shoot that gives the pics any cache at all.

The pictures continue what has become a disturbing, from the perspective of this amateur photog, trend -- over exposed, over filtered photography. Linds is channelling Marilyn Monroe with the bad wig, garish lipstick and extreme eye make-up. It makes me wonder what the images that Hef nixed look like. At least they didn't photoshop her freckles off.

And I have to admit, for someone who uses their body like an amusement park via drugs and alcohol, Lindsay is still bangin'.

Here's a sfw sample to judge for yourself:

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Update:
And for those of you who are really interested, here are the rest of the ridiculously photoshopped images from the Playboy spread. All nsfw, so beware:

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