Pretty young lady. You pick her up for your date looking like this:
And next thing you know, she's looking like this:
And then it's off to the races:
Could be because I'm just an old man, but I've never understood these gals going commando in those really short skirts. Sitting in clubs or bars or restaurants with your bare ass/girlie bits on a seat that may or may not have been wiped clean after the last patron. Ick.