Ariel Winter has been stealing all the paparazzi press recently as she's been parading around with her booty hanging out of her shorts at every opportunity. Well, Lady Gaga has a new CD coming out and she's not going to let some kid on a television show upstage her. No siree.
So the singer showed up at Schoenfeld airport in Germany rocking the trailer park fabulous along with one other small fashion accessory:
If this was any other fame-whoring celeb, I'm sure she or her spokespeople would be moaning about how this was an innocent "wardrobe malfunction" and how dare we scandalize her by publishing these pictures and so on. Two problems with that. Number one, you can't tell me a woman, any woman, wouldn't know she had her bra so askew as to be crushing the life out of her nipple like that and not know something was wrong.
And two, this is Lady Gaga we're talking about here. She goes around with her goodies hanging out all over the place every day. So business as usual.
Still, I do sometimes wonder why someone at one of the public venues doesn't come up to her and politely ask her to assume a little decorum whilst in their establishment. You know?
And for a little palate cleanser after the above photos ('cause you know you need it), here's World's hottest celebrity mom™ Kate Beckinsale returning from a workout looking oh so hot: